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May 14, 2019
10:19:32am

LEHI cougar All-American

If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman

your wife......get an ugly woman to marry you.

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LEHI cougar

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Last login: Apr 23, 2024
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What’s the WORST “life advice” given in any song?

BigD Coug

5/14/19 10:11am

MMMBop

WJCougar

5/14/19 10:13am

If you can't be with the one you love, love the one you're with

bluecheese

5/14/19 10:13am

a man needs a maid

Samuel Hall Society

5/14/19 10:41am

If it makes you happy, it can't be that bad

5/14/19 10:13am

RE: What’s the WORST “life advice” given in any song?

Blue Print

5/14/19 10:13am

We'll fight for dear old Crimson, for a Utah man am I.

BYUheaven

5/14/19 10:14am

*fan

5/14/19 10:14am

Hey, if Utah man wants to cheer for Alabama, let him do so

NOCAL_YFAN

5/14/19 10:26am

Suicide is Painless

5/14/19 10:14am

"Never go in saunas cause they're crawlin' with piranhas -YOLO by The Lonely Island

Pimpin4Paradise

5/14/19 10:15am

What about "Pull out all your teeth so you can't bite your tongue"?

svenot

5/14/19 10:26am

"bobby says it's fine he don't consider it cheating"

stanthemax

5/14/19 10:15am

I wear my sunglasses at night

man-at-arms

5/14/19 10:16am

When I want something I don't want to pay for it I walk right through the door

5/14/19 10:16am

If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman

LEHI cougar

5/14/19 10:19am

Pick an ugly girl to marry you.

Y'sWoody

5/14/19 10:39am

Fire all of your guns at once and explode into space

BYUMizzou

5/14/19 10:22am

Hit me baby one more time?

5/14/19 10:23am

Hit me baby one more time.

CouchPotato

5/14/19 10:23am

"...never make a pretty woman your wife"

Mises

5/14/19 10:24am

LGFUAD from Motion City Soundtrack

Dillinger

5/14/19 10:25am

If you wanna be my lover...

sethj250

5/14/19 10:26am

I don’t care who you are, Where you’re from, What you did, As long as you love me.

sethj250

5/14/19 10:28am

I would walk 500 miles

Blue Ghost

5/14/19 10:32am

Don't fear the reaper

CopperLix

5/14/19 10:33am

One of my favorites: Dare to be Stupid

svenot

5/14/19 10:34am

Fat bottomed girls, ... make the rockin' world go 'round

El Fuego

5/14/19 10:34am

The imagery of that is not pleasant. Sit and scoot...

Blue Ghost

5/14/19 10:36am

I think the "I like Big Butts" guys from the other thread would like to differ

fulano

5/14/19 10:57am

"All you need is love"

thaws

5/14/19 11:05am

Just slip out the back, Jack

Sumguy

5/14/19 2:06pm

50 Ways to Leave Your Lover.

SpiffCoug

5/14/19 2:15pm

We don't need no education!

BYUBandfan

5/15/19 12:43am

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