×Sign up, and you'll be able to customize your font size and more! Sign up
May 15, 2019
10:53:25pm
UberDeek All-American
What does it take to get DCFS to come to your house? I hereby profess my
innocence and can provide rock solid alibis.

On Sunday our 2 year old fell down the stairs and fractured his radius. I didn't witness this occur as I was in the shower at the time. Cast on his arm.

Today, we were at a family barbecue to celebrate some people's recent college graduation, (not mine), and the same two year old broke his leg in a trampoline related incident involving the cast on his arm... or something... I don't know. I was inside the house with a group of people when this incident took place, the only credible witness is our 9 year old boy... so story is in doubt.

I'm starting a pool for when DCFS is going to show up asking a bunch of questions. Which day do you pick?

----


-----

FIRE 'EM ALL!!!!!!!
(My icon will remain until we have a coach that can beat Utah)
Previous username
Heavily MeDeekated
Bio page
UberDeek
Joined
Feb 27, 2011
Last login
May 20, 2019
Total posts
37,426 (9,511 FO)
Recent feedback given
2 9 1 13 1
Recent feedback received
3 45 7 75 15
Messages
Author
Date

Posting on CougarBoard

In order to post, you will need to either sign up or log in.