times including having the tips of a couple finger tips cut off (and reattached) in a metal door in kindergarten when someone slammed the door on them.

I finally learned caution later in life.  It's been 20+ years without such an accident.  Though when I was early in college I scalped my head on some metal stairs outside the dorms.  That was fun! 🙂

Oh life!  I don't know how my parents ever survived! 🙂