I know. I’m lame. With that said, their new mascot should be Fart Knockers

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May 24, 2019
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SlantRoute

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When Yewts are forced to change their mascot, what should it be changed to?

Goliath

5/24/19 6:07am

I've always thought the University of Idaho's nickname suited yewt fans better.

LeftOfNormal

5/24/19 6:12am

I get your point. Seems a little dignified for them, though.

Goliath

5/24/19 6:16am

The Goatee Goats

bruincoug

5/24/19 6:21am

The Wasatch - a big dumb piece of rock

Q-grr

5/24/19 6:42am

Is Wasatch an indian word? If so, probably off the table as well.

Y05

5/25/19 1:37pm

It is...

LDTemplar

5/27/19 11:14am

Aggie

puntersarepeople

5/24/19 6:51am

The fighting Drum and Feathers! (So all the car stickers won't have to change)

TheLost

5/24/19 7:10am

They might just go all in on PAC12, two six-packs of PBR

Q-grr

5/24/19 7:12am

The University of Utah PAC-12ers

Jay Rick

5/24/19 7:16am

The Pactwelvians - since that’s what they are most proud of

IntelCougar

5/24/19 7:20am

They never will be forced to change. Nor should they.

SlantRoute

5/24/19 7:23am

Woahhhh, dude. Deep. So enlightening! Thanks

Goliath

5/24/19 7:32am

Will that change if Ute tribes rescind permission?

bruincoug

5/24/19 10:06am

Perhaps. But they have no reason to rescind and to this day they haven’t.

SlantRoute

5/24/19 10:57am

Buzzkill

LDTemplar

5/24/19 11:26am

I know. I’m lame. With that said, their new mascot should be Fart Knockers

SlantRoute

5/24/19 11:32am

Thats more like it!!

LDTemplar

5/24/19 1:25pm

Oh this old chestnut

Solomon Levi

5/24/19 7:34am

They will be the red-tailed hawks?

bruincoug

5/24/19 10:09am

The Rats.

Blue Ghost

5/24/19 7:44am

*ratfinks

supertux

5/24/19 7:47am

Here is a picture of their new mascot.

Blue Ghost

5/24/19 7:53am

Love it!

LDTemplar

5/24/19 11:28am

The Hiawatha Hijinks.

Cougarclaw

5/24/19 8:00am

my vote is for gas station attendant.

Natedog916

5/24/19 8:15am

The Stormin Mormons

Diablo and Doc

5/24/19 8:26am

And would be a win for satan

supertux

5/24/19 8:53am

"Stormin Anti-Mormons" fits better

LDTemplar

5/24/19 11:29am

Cold Fusion or the Pioneers. Either works for me.

ColdFusion1989

5/24/19 9:22am

The Pustules

svenot

5/24/19 9:28am

Lamanites, however that is insulting to the Ammonites who lived

Jizosh

5/24/19 9:29am

I realize your post is meant to mock, but I've always wanted a state team

lilpenny

5/24/19 9:38am

I love cutthroats. Not sure I like it as a mascot.

Goliath

5/24/19 9:43am

I don't want a fish to remind me of them. Ruin my fishing trips.

SoValleyCOUG

5/25/19 9:56am

The Turds

HarlemCoug

5/24/19 9:38am

But what could they use as the mascot?

enigomo

5/24/19 9:54am

This made me laugh for real!

LDTemplar

5/24/19 11:30am

Runnin Turds!

Rigormortise

5/24/19 1:32pm

How about the Oysters. They are in the Rocky Mountains.

oldrugger

5/24/19 9:45am

How about the West Concourse Turds

Cougz19

5/24/19 9:53am

A trans

Y4LYFE

5/24/19 10:05am

University of Utah Commuters with a mascot of an angry guy on a bike

DJROSS

5/24/19 10:27am

I vote for the drunk!

LDTemplar

5/24/19 11:25am

I thought they added the Pirate.

Sooner Cougar

5/24/19 11:33am

Don't they already use a red chicken?

stealth

5/24/19 1:11pm

Beer can or PAC 12 stickers

SalemBlue

5/25/19 6:12am

Add weight to rivalry game. Winner chooses loser's mascot for following year.

brejol

5/25/19 7:08am

Red Rocks. Mascot will be a rock character like the guy in the

ALUF 1990

5/25/19 7:19am

💩

flyonawall

5/25/19 9:29am

Cowpie

scott715

5/25/19 10:09am

Why not "Running Bears" theme song

FootFAN

5/25/19 10:51am

The Cousin Eddies

Dr MoBYU

5/25/19 12:18pm

Toilet

BDAWG

5/25/19 1:53pm

Whistleblower /Tattler

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