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Jun 10, 2019
10:36:27am
SpecialT This Board Rating Has Been Fla
The SpecialT official "Am I a butt hole?" Test
Here's a simple test you can take to determine if you are a butt hole. Here is how it works--if you can answer yes to any of these questions, you are a butt hole.

1 - Do you leave a shopping cart anywhere but in the cart receptacle or cart return area of the store?
2 - Do you not use your turn signal when turning, merging or when it is otherwise considerate to do so?
3 - Do you refuse to move to the right when driving on a road with two or more lanes going in the same direction, when a car driving faster than you is approaching from behind?
4 - When you approach a stop at an intersection, and there are more than two lanes, do you not consider whether moving to the left might allow people behind you to use the right lane to turn right and not have to wait for you to get through the intersection.
4b - When you approach an intersection, and there is only one lane, do you not attempt to move as far to the left as possible to allow others behind you to use the same lane to turn right and not have to wait for you to get through the intersection.
5 - When merging, do you drive past everyone else and merge at the last minute? (This is exclusive of obvious zippering situations where merging should happen later)
6 - When entering a building, do you not check to see if there is someone coming in within a few seconds behind you and hold the door for them?
7 - Do you not make an attempt to say, "Thank You" when someone is holding the door for you to come into a building?
8 - Do you not make an effort to clean up after your children after leaving the pew in church?
9 - Do you not consider those in the service industry (especially food service) as deserving of respect and courtesy?
10 - Do you not make an effort to help those who are helping your kids (church leaders, teachers, sports coaches) by volunteering for sometimes annoying tasks (driving places, chaperoning on activities/campouts, etc).
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