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Jun 11, 2019
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BigYfan
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You didn't need to explain, "mail order" implies the trip is an unnecessary step
or was guilt driving your need to explain 😉
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Someone BM me and asked if I was going to Ukraine to get a mail-order bride.
BeefNoodleSoup
6/11/19 4:15pm
You didn't need to explain, "mail order" implies the trip is an unnecessary step
BigYfan
6/11/19 4:17pm
Work on ourselves?
WDaddy
6/11/19 4:18pm
work on our game
BeefNoodleSoup
6/11/19 4:19pm
Slayin the ladies?
Manti
6/11/19 4:19pm
You're going all the way to Ukraine to play video games in a hotel room?
mik3
6/11/19 4:20pm
Well is call it gambling with the ladies he’ll likely find
pegushin
6/11/19 5:00pm
You should watch this movie before you go
IceBlueCoug
6/11/19 4:31pm
Practicing picking up girls in Ukraine is like hitting a baseball off a tee
Alpi Gusto
6/11/19 10:19pm
Have you done it?
BeefNoodleSoup
6/12/19 8:08am
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Abe Froman
6/12/19 8:50am
I don’t need to
Alpi Gusto
6/12/19 9:12am
So what is your objective of this "game"?
CommodoreCoug
6/12/19 8:52am
Borscht
ataylor
6/12/19 8:54am
That's probably the #1 draw to the Ukraine
donnerstag
6/11/19 4:24pm
I've heard this is true too. My cousin served in Moscow and said Rusky women
Santos L. Halper
6/11/19 6:53pm
Those are called Mission Goggles: you cold cold turkey for 2 years so pretty much every girl in your mission starts to
Romex
6/11/19 6:58pm
That's what I said, but his Dad and Grandpa went to pick him up and both were
Santos L. Halper
6/11/19 7:02pm
For your average mission this is accurate. But Eastern European women are definitely above average
mik3
6/11/19 7:05pm
RE: For your average mission this is accurate. But Eastern European women are definitely above average
Romex
6/12/19 9:17am
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Romex
6/12/19 9:18am
Riiiiight
Romex
6/12/19 9:19am
Some of that is true
donnerstag
6/11/19 7:35pm
I also served in Moscow and vehemently disagree with the “smoking hot” part.
flavordave
6/12/19 12:42pm
Which mission?
ataylor
6/12/19 12:48pm
RE: Which mission?
flavordave
6/12/19 2:47pm
Is this a trip with that guy you see who is your version of Hitch?
Ozymandias
6/11/19 4:24pm
Yes, Danny will be there.
BeefNoodleSoup
6/11/19 4:42pm
So you’re seduction sensei is the guy who was getting mocked in that clip?
The Dude Abides
6/11/19 8:04pm
RE: Someone BM me and asked if I was going to Ukraine to get a mail-order bride.
kimchicoug
6/11/19 4:26pm
Return with honor BeefNoodleSoup!
SCcoug
6/11/19 4:26pm
I hope honor has a sweet spirit and can cook
IceBlueCoug
6/11/19 4:32pm
Thanks for setting the record straight.
YSMACK
6/11/19 4:28pm
Didn't know Hitch was running study abroads now.
molodyets
6/11/19 4:29pm
Study a broad abroad...
jdub
6/11/19 4:44pm
Something... Something... Doth protest too much...
BYUtka
6/11/19 4:31pm
I must be missing something. Why do you go to Ukraine to "work on yourself?"
kccougar
6/11/19 4:39pm
"Central/Eastern Europe were the chosen locales because they're economical."
jdub
6/11/19 4:44pm
cheap room and board, not sex. I'm LDS, I don't believe in paying for sex.
BeefNoodleSoup
6/11/19 4:50pm
RE: cheap room and board, not sex. I'm LDS, I don't believe in paying for sex.
flavordave
6/11/19 4:52pm
I know you're LDS. This is not a great idea for anybody, but especially an LDS guy.
jdub
6/11/19 4:54pm
You do you. Just remember to keep yourself protected in a million different ways
kimchicoug
6/11/19 4:57pm
What about buying drinks for someone to have sex with you?
Mike Honcho
6/11/19 5:05pm
That's counter-productive the way guys do it 90% of the time and it won't end in
BeefNoodleSoup
6/12/19 8:48am
But since you’re not looking for sex anyway, doesn’t matter right?
Mike Honcho
6/12/19 8:51am
So what exactly is the end game?
Ozymandias
6/12/19 9:56am
I’ve never heard “paying for” included in an LDS discussion on morality.
Kugmo
6/12/19 12:25pm
Central/Eastern Europe because it’ll be easier to hook up with women there than
Mike Honcho
6/11/19 5:06pm
Clubbing in Eastern Europe?
Conan
6/11/19 4:59pm
I'm thinking it would have been a better idea to just reply to the BM via BM.
mik3
6/11/19 5:15pm
RE: Someone BM me and asked if I was going to Ukraine to get a mail-order bride.
Romex
6/11/19 5:17pm
Probably should've. He made me think others probably had the same question.
BeefNoodleSoup
6/11/19 5:28pm
I doubt anyone cared enough to ask though.
GAINZ
6/11/19 5:32pm
Enjoy the sex and drugs!
GAINZ
6/11/19 5:21pm
This isn't Fatty McButter Pants level, but I hope this thread lives forever.....
Santos L. Halper
6/11/19 6:49pm
Most pathetic thread on CB in a looooooong time.
Six Foot Seven
6/11/19 6:54pm
hardly
bus driverman
6/11/19 7:27pm
^^in the seduction club^^
cougarnerd
6/11/19 7:37pm
Agreed. I actually thought (hoped?) it was all fake for a moment
redwood
6/11/19 7:30pm
Ahem
IceCreamButt
6/11/19 7:55pm
So let me get this straight. You’re an LDS guy who is going to the
The Dude Abides
6/11/19 7:50pm
Seems like he needs more lessons or a different book if he’s going to a former Soviet Republic to score
TEXAS
6/11/19 8:00pm
He hands her a Book of Mormon and a pass-along card, of course.
Carnac
6/11/19 9:21pm
Yes! BNS please do answer this question. You seem genuinely devoutly LDS, so
Jay Rick
6/12/19 10:32am
Piroshki
ataylor
6/12/19 10:41am
Not sure, but I think it is for him to get more game...whatever than means in the LDS community
Romex
6/12/19 12:13pm
Yeah, like not to hook up with Ukrainian girls, but to practice everything that
Jay Rick
6/12/19 12:18pm
This whole thing could have been avoided if we hadn't run barracouga outta town
UberDeek
6/12/19 8:43am
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