"Central/Eastern Europe were the chosen locales because they're economical."

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Jun 11, 2019
4:44:27pm

jdub FORMER USER

"Central/Eastern Europe were the chosen locales because they're economical."

I'm not sure how paying for flights to Central/Eastern Europe qualifies as "economical". Wouldn't dating women in the US be more economical?

That sounds more like looking for cheap, easy sex. If that's your thing, well ok. It wouldn't be mine. Sounds like a great way to get STDs or get robbed, beaten, or worse. Good luck to you man.

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jdub

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Someone BM me and asked if I was going to Ukraine to get a mail-order bride.

6/11/19 4:15pm

You didn't need to explain, "mail order" implies the trip is an unnecessary step

BigYfan

6/11/19 4:17pm

Work on ourselves?

WDaddy

6/11/19 4:18pm

work on our game

6/11/19 4:19pm

Slayin the ladies?

Manti

6/11/19 4:19pm

You're going all the way to Ukraine to play video games in a hotel room?

mik3

6/11/19 4:20pm

Well is call it gambling with the ladies he’ll likely find

pegushin

6/11/19 5:00pm

You should watch this movie before you go

IceBlueCoug

6/11/19 4:31pm

Practicing picking up girls in Ukraine is like hitting a baseball off a tee

Alpi Gusto

6/11/19 10:19pm

Have you done it?

6/12/19 8:08am

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Abe Froman

6/12/19 8:50am

I don’t need to

Alpi Gusto

6/12/19 9:12am

So what is your objective of this "game"?

6/12/19 8:52am

Borscht

ataylor

6/12/19 8:54am

That's probably the #1 draw to the Ukraine

donnerstag

6/11/19 4:24pm

I've heard this is true too. My cousin served in Moscow and said Rusky women

Santos L. Halper

6/11/19 6:53pm

Those are called Mission Goggles: you cold cold turkey for 2 years so pretty much every girl in your mission starts to

Romex

6/11/19 6:58pm

That's what I said, but his Dad and Grandpa went to pick him up and both were

Santos L. Halper

6/11/19 7:02pm

For your average mission this is accurate. But Eastern European women are definitely above average

mik3

6/11/19 7:05pm

RE: For your average mission this is accurate. But Eastern European women are definitely above average

Romex

6/12/19 9:17am

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Romex

6/12/19 9:18am

Riiiiight

Romex

6/12/19 9:19am

Some of that is true

donnerstag

6/11/19 7:35pm

I also served in Moscow and vehemently disagree with the “smoking hot” part.

flavordave

6/12/19 12:42pm

Which mission?

ataylor

6/12/19 12:48pm

RE: Which mission?

flavordave

6/12/19 2:47pm

Is this a trip with that guy you see who is your version of Hitch?

Ozymandias

6/11/19 4:24pm

Yes, Danny will be there.

6/11/19 4:42pm

So you’re seduction sensei is the guy who was getting mocked in that clip?

The Dude Abides

6/11/19 8:04pm

RE: Someone BM me and asked if I was going to Ukraine to get a mail-order bride.

kimchicoug

6/11/19 4:26pm

Return with honor BeefNoodleSoup!

SCcoug

6/11/19 4:26pm

I hope honor has a sweet spirit and can cook

IceBlueCoug

6/11/19 4:32pm

Thanks for setting the record straight.

YSMACK

6/11/19 4:28pm

Didn't know Hitch was running study abroads now.

molodyets

6/11/19 4:29pm

Study a broad abroad...

jdub

6/11/19 4:44pm

Something... Something... Doth protest too much...

BYUtka

6/11/19 4:31pm

I must be missing something. Why do you go to Ukraine to "work on yourself?"

kccougar

6/11/19 4:39pm

"Central/Eastern Europe were the chosen locales because they're economical."

jdub

6/11/19 4:44pm

cheap room and board, not sex. I'm LDS, I don't believe in paying for sex.

6/11/19 4:50pm

RE: cheap room and board, not sex. I'm LDS, I don't believe in paying for sex.

flavordave

6/11/19 4:52pm

I know you're LDS. This is not a great idea for anybody, but especially an LDS guy.

jdub

6/11/19 4:54pm

You do you. Just remember to keep yourself protected in a million different ways

kimchicoug

6/11/19 4:57pm

What about buying drinks for someone to have sex with you?

Mike Honcho

6/11/19 5:05pm

That's counter-productive the way guys do it 90% of the time and it won't end in

6/12/19 8:48am

But since you’re not looking for sex anyway, doesn’t matter right?

Mike Honcho

6/12/19 8:51am

So what exactly is the end game?

Ozymandias

6/12/19 9:56am

I’ve never heard “paying for” included in an LDS discussion on morality.

Kugmo

6/12/19 12:25pm

Central/Eastern Europe because it’ll be easier to hook up with women there than

Mike Honcho

6/11/19 5:06pm

Clubbing in Eastern Europe?

Conan

6/11/19 4:59pm

I'm thinking it would have been a better idea to just reply to the BM via BM.

mik3

6/11/19 5:15pm

RE: Someone BM me and asked if I was going to Ukraine to get a mail-order bride.

Romex

6/11/19 5:17pm

Probably should've. He made me think others probably had the same question.

6/11/19 5:28pm

I doubt anyone cared enough to ask though.

GAINZ

6/11/19 5:32pm

Enjoy the sex and drugs!

GAINZ

6/11/19 5:21pm

This isn't Fatty McButter Pants level, but I hope this thread lives forever.....

Santos L. Halper

6/11/19 6:49pm

Most pathetic thread on CB in a looooooong time.

6/11/19 6:54pm

hardly

6/11/19 7:27pm

^^in the seduction club^^

cougarnerd

6/11/19 7:37pm

Agreed. I actually thought (hoped?) it was all fake for a moment

redwood

6/11/19 7:30pm

Ahem

6/11/19 7:55pm

So let me get this straight. You’re an LDS guy who is going to the

The Dude Abides

6/11/19 7:50pm

Seems like he needs more lessons or a different book if he’s going to a former Soviet Republic to score

TEXAS

6/11/19 8:00pm

He hands her a Book of Mormon and a pass-along card, of course.

Carnac

6/11/19 9:21pm

Yes! BNS please do answer this question. You seem genuinely devoutly LDS, so

Jay Rick

6/12/19 10:32am

Piroshki

ataylor

6/12/19 10:41am

Not sure, but I think it is for him to get more game...whatever than means in the LDS community

Romex

6/12/19 12:13pm

Yeah, like not to hook up with Ukrainian girls, but to practice everything that

Jay Rick

6/12/19 12:18pm

This whole thing could have been avoided if we hadn't run barracouga outta town

UberDeek

6/12/19 8:43am

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