I've heard this is true too. My cousin served in Moscow and said Rusky women

Jun 11, 2019
6:53:13pm

Santos L. Halper All-American

are smokin' hot and desperate to move to the U.S. He also said they all smoke, drink and turn in to ugly babushka's by the time they're 35....

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Santos L. Halper

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Someone BM me and asked if I was going to Ukraine to get a mail-order bride.

BeefNoodleSoup

6/11/19 4:15pm

You didn't need to explain, "mail order" implies the trip is an unnecessary step

BigYfan

6/11/19 4:17pm

Work on ourselves?

WDaddy

6/11/19 4:18pm

work on our game

BeefNoodleSoup

6/11/19 4:19pm

Slayin the ladies?

Manti

6/11/19 4:19pm

You're going all the way to Ukraine to play video games in a hotel room?

mik3

6/11/19 4:20pm

Well is call it gambling with the ladies he’ll likely find

pegushin

6/11/19 5:00pm

You should watch this movie before you go

IceBlueCoug

6/11/19 4:31pm

Practicing picking up girls in Ukraine is like hitting a baseball off a tee

Alpi Gusto

6/11/19 10:19pm

Have you done it?

BeefNoodleSoup

6/12/19 8:08am

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Abe Froman

6/12/19 8:50am

I don’t need to

Alpi Gusto

6/12/19 9:12am

So what is your objective of this "game"?

CommodoreCoug

6/12/19 8:52am

Borscht

ataylor

6/12/19 8:54am

That's probably the #1 draw to the Ukraine

donnerstag

6/11/19 4:24pm

I've heard this is true too. My cousin served in Moscow and said Rusky women

Santos L. Halper

6/11/19 6:53pm

Those are called Mission Goggles: you cold cold turkey for 2 years so pretty much every girl in your mission starts to

Romex

6/11/19 6:58pm

That's what I said, but his Dad and Grandpa went to pick him up and both were

Santos L. Halper

6/11/19 7:02pm

For your average mission this is accurate. But Eastern European women are definitely above average

mik3

6/11/19 7:05pm

RE: For your average mission this is accurate. But Eastern European women are definitely above average

Romex

6/12/19 9:17am

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Romex

6/12/19 9:18am

Riiiiight

Romex

6/12/19 9:19am

Some of that is true

donnerstag

6/11/19 7:35pm

I also served in Moscow and vehemently disagree with the “smoking hot” part.

flavordave

6/12/19 12:42pm

Which mission?

ataylor

6/12/19 12:48pm

RE: Which mission?

flavordave

6/12/19 2:47pm

Is this a trip with that guy you see who is your version of Hitch?

Ozymandias

6/11/19 4:24pm

Yes, Danny will be there.

BeefNoodleSoup

6/11/19 4:42pm

So you’re seduction sensei is the guy who was getting mocked in that clip?

The Dude Abides

6/11/19 8:04pm

RE: Someone BM me and asked if I was going to Ukraine to get a mail-order bride.

kimchicoug

6/11/19 4:26pm

Return with honor BeefNoodleSoup!

SCcoug

6/11/19 4:26pm

I hope honor has a sweet spirit and can cook

IceBlueCoug

6/11/19 4:32pm

Thanks for setting the record straight.

YSMACK

6/11/19 4:28pm

Didn't know Hitch was running study abroads now.

molodyets

6/11/19 4:29pm

Study a broad abroad...

jdub

6/11/19 4:44pm

Something... Something... Doth protest too much...

BYUtka

6/11/19 4:31pm

I must be missing something. Why do you go to Ukraine to "work on yourself?"

kccougar

6/11/19 4:39pm

"Central/Eastern Europe were the chosen locales because they're economical."

jdub

6/11/19 4:44pm

cheap room and board, not sex. I'm LDS, I don't believe in paying for sex.

BeefNoodleSoup

6/11/19 4:50pm

RE: cheap room and board, not sex. I'm LDS, I don't believe in paying for sex.

flavordave

6/11/19 4:52pm

I know you're LDS. This is not a great idea for anybody, but especially an LDS guy.

jdub

6/11/19 4:54pm

You do you. Just remember to keep yourself protected in a million different ways

kimchicoug

6/11/19 4:57pm

What about buying drinks for someone to have sex with you?

Mike Honcho

6/11/19 5:05pm

That's counter-productive the way guys do it 90% of the time and it won't end in

BeefNoodleSoup

6/12/19 8:48am

But since you’re not looking for sex anyway, doesn’t matter right?

Mike Honcho

6/12/19 8:51am

So what exactly is the end game?

Ozymandias

6/12/19 9:56am

I’ve never heard “paying for” included in an LDS discussion on morality.

Kugmo

6/12/19 12:25pm

Central/Eastern Europe because it’ll be easier to hook up with women there than

Mike Honcho

6/11/19 5:06pm

Clubbing in Eastern Europe?

Conan

6/11/19 4:59pm

I'm thinking it would have been a better idea to just reply to the BM via BM.

mik3

6/11/19 5:15pm

RE: Someone BM me and asked if I was going to Ukraine to get a mail-order bride.

Romex

6/11/19 5:17pm

Probably should've. He made me think others probably had the same question.

BeefNoodleSoup

6/11/19 5:28pm

I doubt anyone cared enough to ask though.

GAINZ

6/11/19 5:32pm

Enjoy the sex and drugs!

GAINZ

6/11/19 5:21pm

This isn't Fatty McButter Pants level, but I hope this thread lives forever.....

Santos L. Halper

6/11/19 6:49pm

Most pathetic thread on CB in a looooooong time.

Six Foot Seven

6/11/19 6:54pm

hardly

bus driverman

6/11/19 7:27pm

^^in the seduction club^^

cougarnerd

6/11/19 7:37pm

Agreed. I actually thought (hoped?) it was all fake for a moment

redwood

6/11/19 7:30pm

Ahem

IceCreamButt

6/11/19 7:55pm

So let me get this straight. You’re an LDS guy who is going to the

The Dude Abides

6/11/19 7:50pm

Seems like he needs more lessons or a different book if he’s going to a former Soviet Republic to score

TEXAS

6/11/19 8:00pm

He hands her a Book of Mormon and a pass-along card, of course.

Carnac

6/11/19 9:21pm

Yes! BNS please do answer this question. You seem genuinely devoutly LDS, so

Jay Rick

6/12/19 10:32am

Piroshki

ataylor

6/12/19 10:41am

Not sure, but I think it is for him to get more game...whatever than means in the LDS community

Romex

6/12/19 12:13pm

Yeah, like not to hook up with Ukrainian girls, but to practice everything that

Jay Rick

6/12/19 12:18pm

This whole thing could have been avoided if we hadn't run barracouga outta town

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