completely blindsides him. Seems normal, right? Should totally be part of the game. Can't hurt those sensitive little sweetheart's feefees without repercussions.
Baseball is so dumb. Don't want a bat flip after a HR? Don't want someone to admire their work? Then don't throw a crap pitch that gets launched.
Also, if you want to play by those rules, then never ever fist pump after a strikeout and never ever try to stare down a batter.