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Jul 4, 2019
8:45:22am

SlantRoute All-American

Is your wife white?

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SlantRoute

Previous username: truecoug1
Bio page: SlantRoute
Joined: Jan 31, 2008
Last login: Feb 21, 2024
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My wife just looked at me and said “What’s with White people and sunscreen?! They’d drink it if they could.”

IceBlueCoug All-American

7/4/19 8:44am

Is your wife white?

SlantRoute

7/4/19 8:45am

No

IceBlueCoug

7/4/19 8:47am

Lol. Shes very ignorant then.

WDaddy

7/4/19 10:19am

Nope

IceBlueCoug

7/4/19 2:08pm

It's because melanoma is an especially terrible form of cancer.

Slim

7/4/19 8:48am

Then she was like, “plus, what’s up with seatbelts?”

7/4/19 9:11am

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tatertot9

7/4/19 9:11am

I feel like I should somehow be offended by the statement and

kotacoug

7/4/19 9:12am

Of all the stupid decisions I made as a kid, always having a tan is easily the worst.

shimmy

7/4/19 9:14am

I have so much regret about letting myself get those multiple blistering sunburns.

Slim

7/4/19 9:15am

I never wore a shirt and tanned in the winter. A lifetime of idiocy.

shimmy

7/4/19 9:19am

Same here, several family members have had skin cancer too. I’m screwed

Dynasty1

7/4/19 9:29am

Tell her it's our privilege showing.

John Doe

7/4/19 9:19am

RE: My wife just looked at me and said “What’s with White people and

WorfoSAUR

7/4/19 9:37am

Why would any rational person question the use or overuse of sunscreen?

cougarfuzz

7/4/19 10:03am

because new studies showing sunscreen chemicals absorbed into the bloodstream ar

Incentivize

7/4/19 10:17am

So what do we do? Stay inside all day or move to Seattle?

cougarfuzz

7/4/19 10:20am

I hear the town of Forks is great if you want to avoid the sun.

BYUtka

7/4/19 11:17am

It was sunny the day I was there. Didn't see any vampires though.

John Doe

7/4/19 11:38am

If it is sunny, they stay inside all day so people don't get suspicious.

BYUtka

7/4/19 11:44am

So you choose either skin cancer from the sun or from sunscreen chems?

ByuImaginesDragons

7/4/19 10:57am

Can you please provide a link to said studies?

durandal

7/4/19 11:10am

Let me guess, your wife sells essential oils?

7/4/19 11:44am

I just heard about this on npr the other day. The interviewee said the risks are

Jay Rick

7/4/19 12:01pm

Only some kinds....the kinds most people use. The safe sunscreens are the ones

runnincoug

7/4/19 6:00pm

That's our family, but my wife has had to get basil cell removed. not the

Cougar8Duck

7/4/19 1:20pm

Now replace the word “white” with any other race.

Dr MoBYU

7/4/19 6:26pm

Apparently your wife doesn't know how deadly Melanoma is.

7/5/19 12:36am

lol at your less than smart wife

7/5/19 11:12am

^Dutch Bank

IceBlueCoug

7/5/19 12:09pm

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