Here's my pitch for Utah's QB (What's your name again?). And I know you're reading this b/c Utah is obsessed with BYU. Partner with me and bet millions on BYU beating Utah this year. Throw a pick 6 at the end of the game to lose the game (b/c we all know it will come down to the last possession again). Earn millions. Retire. Don't worry about the NFL.
Fool proof.