I hear rumors flyin, about BYU
1280 involved, but what else is new.
And I think to myself, what a Wunderli turd.

Alex and the gang, pulling things out their rear
“Cold fusion?” They asked, “Here, hold my beer.”
And think to myself, what a Wunderli turd.

They heard a rumor that they never heard at all
If that’s confusing, just think socks and football.
I see rabid fans, tweeting nonsense and lies.
But any fool can tweet, so it’s no big surprise.

Same lunatic fan, dropped a CB deuce too.
We now know the source, of the West Concourse Poo.
And I think to myself, what a Wunderli turd.
Yes, I think to myself, what a Wunderli turd.