10. Surgically Sterile
9. The Enlarged Prostates
8. The Buckfutters
7. Shawn Merriman’s ‘Roid Dealers
6. The Ryan Leafs
5. Painful Rectal Itch
4. The “They Are Who We Thought They Were”’s.
3. The Dog-Sized Rats Who Knock Over Garbage Cans and Scare Kids
2. Hasselhoff’s Luscious Muscles
1. The Arizona Cardinals