delivery kids remember me by name now.

What’s really bad is that I’m so embarrassed about it that I just tell them that I just get the cookies to give to my neighbors as “thank you” presents for watching my kids. They know that’s a lie though. They can tell I’m gaining weight rapidly. I used to wear normal clothes, but now I have to answer the door wearing basketball shorts and sweats.

I want to stop, but I love those cookies too much. I think the thing I’m most ashamed of is that I don’t share with my wife and kids. I eat them all by myself. They just watch.