I messed up a finger on my right hand playing basketball a few years back and it's mostly just a nuisance now. That combined with stiffer fingers that come with age makes me even more worthless than I already was when it comes to lifting certain things. If there's not a great surface for gripping, I'm out.

I have one ear that's so damaged that I don't hear out of it very well and the other one constantly rings.

When I tip my head back, I get dizzy every single time. That can probably be fixed with a trip to an ENT, but it's hard to schedule time to do that.

In other ways, I haven't dipped. I decided a long time ago to never get fat so at least I have that going for me. I'm no heavier today than I was 25 years ago and I was thin then.

I wouldn't be too surprised if I could be proven wrong with a race involving a time machine, but I think I may be able to run as fast today as I could 30 years ago. In fact, I bet I could still beat most of CB in a sprint.