1. Somehow Miami has more of a claim to the U and outside of SLC UU will never be the U.
1. ALUFs are spineless, their passiveness is just as annoying as the anti portion of the fan base.
1. Max Hall hates them.
1. RES looks more like a NASCAR event than a football game.
1. Cold Fusion. Educate yourself>>> https://www.asme.org/topics-resources/content/cold-fusion-25-years-later
1. Splash Mountain.
1. Their fight song sounds like a Disney tune.
1. They are talking playoffs this season with a new offense being installed.
1. No national championships.
1. No heisman trophy.
1. Anything good that happens seems to be the blessings of being BYU’s neighbor.

I was just getting started but I have work to get done.