I went to our break room a few minutes ago with a coworker to heat our lunch. One of the 2 microwaves was in use, and my coworker got the empty one, so I had to wait. The guy who was already there using the microwave left just as we got there.

I waited, but he didn't come back. My coworker finished, so I used the microwave he vacated. When my food was done, the other guy STILL wasn't back. So, I opened the microwave out of curiosity, and this is what I found inside:



That may look like a sweet potato wrapped in plastic, but who the heck eats that for lunch all by itself? I even waited around a little while longer to snap this photo. The guy never showed. I think it's actually some sort of explosive device. I'm nervously eating my leftover stroganoff, and hoping there's no explosion.

On the plus side, at least it wasn't leftover fish that he reheated.