going well. They were connecting and having a great time. Then he went to drop her off. She leaned over and started kissing him deeply. She then pulled back and stared deeply into his eyes, and let out a massive, juicy fart while maintaining unbroken eye contact. The magnitude of the event was such that he was absolutely certain it was more than mere gas. An examination of his seat cushion later confirmed this.

The girl was mildly embarrassed, but nowhere near the level to which one would expect given what just happened. Before she left the car, she whispered into his ear. “Do what you need to do so that when you leave this car, you can laugh and smile with your friends and family.” She then pecked him on his cheek and left the car, leaving a wretched odor in her wake. He sat there stunned for a number of minutes, fighting the nausea from her scent still wafting about in her absence.

I told him to immediately propose to her.