Can't wait to host y'all good folks. The bacon will be cooking and the booze will be flowin (I know you guys don't do that). Anyone is welcome to come meet us in Lot10 prior to kickoff.

Things you need to know:
1. The Glass Bowl is a historic venue. I suggest you go into the stadium early to check out all of the vantage points... There is no bad seat in our intimate venue. That's why we buy the cheapest Tix because the upper deck is still an outstanding place to watch a game (don't mind the light poles in the way). Take in the scenery, and check out the food. It's supposedly the best stadium food in the country now with items such as bacon on a stick.

2. Y'all got smoked by a good team, we held on for dear life vs. a not so good team. Y'all will be favored by a TD or more.

3. Don't mind the Ahole students inserting Mormon jokes. It's a big game for us, and heavy drinking in the morning leads to poor decision making.

4. Our kicker and punter is better than yours.

5. Cheers!