accounting Jr Core?

It was a day where the professors tried to get all the awkward Utah valley kids out of their bubble so they wouldn't say dumb things like the OP's story.

I have never wanted to be further from a room than when one student stood up and said, "I will never drive a female co-worker home after working late. She might come onto me."

I wanted to yell out, "You'd be so lucky" but I somehow found the will power to stop the words from coming out of my mouth.