Church, one BSU fan in my ward approached and this was our conversation"

Him: Big game this week.
Me: Don't worry. BSU is going to win.
Him: But do you know what happened?
Me: No, what?
Him: Brockmeyer got hurt.
Me: Who's Brockmeyer?
Him: The starting quarterback. The number two and three guys came through okay though and BSU won last night.
Me: Hey, BYU's starting quarterback is injured as well. So I guess we're even. That means BSU is going to win. It might even be a blowout.

It's tough to talk smack when you have nothing to bring to the table. What was I suppose to say: Our Australian punter has more game experience than yours.