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Oct 15, 2019
9:11:59am
WhirleyPop All-American
I dreamed that I was hired as the new head coach for BYU football.
For some reason I sought Kyle Whittingham's advice as I realized I was in way over my head. He started quizzing me on what plays I would call in different situations and I had no idea. He proceeded to tell me it was going to be a very difficult job especially with my 4 young kids.

We then talked defense and had a good laugh together about Tuiaki's play calls and how bad the defense has been playing. He offered to take me and my family out to dinner.

Then he had to abruptly leave for a meeting with a bunch of girls that had been physically assaulted by his players. I went out to my truck and it had been vandalized by a bunch of Ute fans.

I think it's time to take a break from this place.
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