So my employer recently purchased a chair for us to use to relax for a few minutes between projects. I’ve never trusted them much but was feeling tired and stressed and gave it a shot today.

I woke up the whole office with my scream of pain and terror as the “shoulder/neck” massage pummeled my spine near my kidneys with what felt like spiked ball-bearing shot out of a cannon. This was followed by industrial flesh hooks trying to skewer my kidneys.

With my co-workers doubled over in laughter, the road-grader traveling up my spine finally reaches my neck and dissolves into Ivan Drago practicing on my shoulder blades.

Not to mention it feels like these things are built for people between 4’4” and 5’5”. I barely fit.


Holy smokes. Who buys these things?!?