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Nov 7, 2019
7:42:10pm

AZ Coug All-American

That's when you speak Portuguese to them

and act like you're in a big hurry.

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AZ Coug

Bio page: AZ Coug
Joined: Jun 19, 2001
Last login: Apr 24, 2024
Total posts: 17,841 (571 FO)

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Messages

Author

Time

My wife can’t say no to people. She runs to Walmart tonight while I stay home

Duke Silver

11/7/19 7:22pm

Maybe your donations will get you a nicer doghouse?

Agnostic-alumni

11/7/19 7:26pm

Here's the key phrase to use when somebody is pressuring you to buy something: "No thanks, I'm not interested."

durandal

11/7/19 7:28pm

The real key is to say nothing and walk right past.

byuluvr

11/7/19 7:31pm

You forgot looking ticked and glaring at them.

CrimWalCoug

11/7/19 7:33pm

When feasible, yes. Sometimes they catch you by surprise though.

durandal

11/7/19 7:36pm

That's when you speak Portuguese to them

AZ Coug

11/7/19 7:42pm

I speak some Japanese still but I don't think that would have quite the same effect.

durandal

11/7/19 7:44pm

That’s my tactic. My wife who is not a very assertive person is surprisingly

11/7/19 7:40pm

Why don’t you just tell her no, you won’t do that?

11/7/19 7:37pm

"That's ok. I signed up for a year subscription to an adult website"

Mister P

11/7/19 7:39pm

I’ve found that the best thing to do

11/7/19 7:39pm

Pray that the Living Scriptures salesmen don’t knock on your door.

mobomanjoe

11/7/19 8:00pm

Ha that got me. I think I was 700-800 bucks in when I realized I was paying

cougfanz

11/7/19 8:38pm

How long has this been going on? Have you considered telling her to grow a pair?

vegasnative

11/7/19 8:14pm

I’ll bet you knew that when you asked her to marry you.

SolidBlue

11/7/19 8:19pm

I was wondering who keeps giving people free money. Thanks for sharing. Now

777

11/7/19 8:39pm

Never over that stuff. Almost always it was for parenting/disciplining issues

Goliath

11/7/19 8:47pm

Just cancel it.

rcbyufan

11/7/19 9:59pm

what an incredible idea, hadn’t thought about that until you mentioned it.

Duke Silver

11/7/19 10:04pm

Hey internet tough guy, Why don't you talk like this to your wife?

rcbyufan

11/7/19 10:50pm

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