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Nov 11, 2019
3:57:43pm
monkeycowboy Tenured Brofessor
With thanksgiving coming up its time to restate my belief that ham, turkey, and potatoes are just okay. Even if they are
cooked right.

Pie is wonderful and I wouldn't remove it from the menu, but the rest, not a huge fan of.

Yams/sweet potatoes with marshmallows on top = meh
Cranberry sauce = meh
green beans = meh
Stuffing = bleh

Why not be cool and have Chinese food family style, or a big ole pile of tamales and chips and salsa etc? America is a melting pot and we limit ourselves to generally overcooked turkey, hit or miss potatoes, rolls, and an assortment of unenthusiastic sides.

We only redeem it with pie.
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