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Nov 15, 2019
4:08:05am

Pretorian All-American

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Pretorian

Previous username: PoopTown LLC
Bio page: Pretorian
Joined: Oct 23, 2013
Last login: Apr 17, 2024
Total posts: 12,851 (19 FO)

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Champ Kind

11/14/19 11:01pm

You’re saying BYU is underutilizing resources? I’m shocked.

DKN

11/14/19 11:02pm

RE: As a 14 year old, I had a huge crush on the prettiest girl in the ward. She was

DieHarder

11/14/19 11:03pm

I realize how I come across, but at the same time I try to portray how current

Champ Kind

11/14/19 11:06pm

Is this her?

Big McLargeHuge

11/15/19 12:32pm

Meanwhile, me in highschool...

swingcat

11/14/19 11:06pm

Hey. where did you find my trumpet!?

BYUBandfan

11/14/19 11:24pm

board name checks out.

pt crasher

11/15/19 9:10am

pretty sure that's the BMOC picture.

Cougarclaw

11/15/19 12:07am

Wait, is this really you? That’s a rival high school of mine

Cordell

11/15/19 7:59am

Sooo.....you still have yet to catch the girl, eh? JK, I played trumped, too.

BleedCougarBlue2

11/15/19 10:36am

RE: As a 14 year old, I had a huge crush on the prettiest girl in the ward. She

cougman02

11/14/19 11:11pm

RE: As a 14 year old, I had a huge crush on the prettiest girl in the ward. She

WJCougar

11/14/19 11:12pm

RE: As a 14 year old, I had a huge crush on the prettiest girl in the ward. She

cougman02

11/14/19 11:13pm

Sounds made up.

crazY

11/14/19 11:13pm

Its not.

WJCougar

11/14/19 11:15pm

RE: As a 14 year old, I had a huge crush on the prettiest girl in the ward. She was

Soupie

11/14/19 11:16pm

Haha, that story was hilarious! Nicely done

GangstaLean

11/14/19 11:21pm

RE: As a 14 year old, I had a huge crush on the prettiest girl in the ward. She

Zaphod

11/14/19 11:26pm

I think you just emotionally assaulted that poor horse. 🙁

BleedCougarBlue2

11/15/19 10:38am

Where is the pretty girl now?

Johnny Gasparini

11/14/19 11:58pm

Happily married, as am I. Maybe things would have worked out between us but

Champ Kind

11/15/19 12:00am

You’re a bit of a dork 🙂

WorldWideLeader

11/15/19 12:39am

Stay classy WWL

Pretorian

11/15/19 4:06am

RE: As a 14 year old, I had a huge crush on the prettiest girl in the ward. She

GSwarriorcoug

11/15/19 12:49am

She woulda never gone for a dude who says “pined” Unless it's 1933

MatthiasPhunkHausen

11/15/19 1:22am

the only actual pine was the one he sat on on the varsity basketball team.

buckeyecougarguy

11/15/19 9:23am

Cool story bro

Str8CashCougar

11/15/19 4:06am

Are you talking about theLocal 3* safety?

Pretorian

11/15/19 4:08am

Did your crush give you an offer to be her boyfriend when you were 14?

donnerstag

11/15/19 4:36am

Name a more iconic duo than

Gustav

11/15/19 5:13am

humble brag at its finest

Croweater

11/15/19 6:38am

RE: As a 14 year old, I had a huge crush on the prettiest girl in the ward. She

Roko's Basilisk

11/15/19 7:29am

RE: As a 14 year old, I had a huge crush on the prettiest girl in the ward. She

BlueTroop

11/15/19 7:43am

Pined?

TNT

11/15/19 7:56am

Women cannot resist the scent of pine tar

Jericho

11/15/19 7:59am

Maybe that is your problem, you don't 'pine' hard enough

Tygger

11/15/19 8:54am

On second thought, I'll just leave this comment alllll alone.....

BleedCougarBlue2

11/15/19 10:41am

Sounds like the song "Valerie Loves Me" (and a humble brag).

Benfica1

11/15/19 7:56am

I'm missing the "humble" part.

ReyOso

11/15/19 8:29am

yes, "humble" brag

Benfica1

11/15/19 9:22am

RE: As a 14 year old, I had a huge crush on the prettiest girl in the ward. She

Frank Castiglione

11/15/19 8:01am

Totally dumb analogy. Kalani is like a new girl who moved in from out of town.

StalwartBraveTrue

11/15/19 8:16am

Hope she sees this bro

GeraldGarner

11/15/19 8:23am

I can't tell what you're advocating for...?

Ned Schneebly

11/15/19 8:29am

And I thought you were just going to relate the story of how you married

rockyrd

11/15/19 8:40am

*belle

wiffleboy

11/15/19 8:45am

Does you temporarily becoming a wolf play into the BMOC and basketball stuff?

The Chelsea Dagger

11/15/19 8:52am

This is a very funny post. Well done, sir.

UNHuskerCoug

11/15/19 9:18am

Boof was there all along.

reagan21

11/15/19 9:36am

Did anyone else read this in an old grandpa voice?

whiteninja

11/15/19 8:58am

RE: As a 14 year old, I had a huge crush on the prettiest girl in the ward. She

Jeffacka

11/15/19 9:00am

RE: As a 14 year old, I had a huge crush on the prettiest girl in the ward. She

MormonThug

11/15/19 9:18am

For me I got no love from the girls from my high school

Trent

11/15/19 9:20am

RE: As a 14 year old, I had a huge crush on the prettiest girl in the ward. She

WHO DEY

11/15/19 9:52am

This helps me relate to our situation so much better, I live for these analogies

superdoo

11/15/19 10:30am

1-Sorry for your pain of being ignored. Been there, experienced that. 2 - I...

BleedCougarBlue2

11/15/19 10:33am

No you didn't.

jkccoug

11/15/19 10:49am

RE: No you didn't.

Ned Schneebly

11/15/19 11:20am

Proof this story is made up- started going to Stake dances at age 16.

PJMort

11/15/19 11:19am

Maybe at 14 he wasn't confident enough yet to go.

BleedCougarBlue2

11/15/19 12:09pm

This is a great story. Truly frustrating to question as a fan how much effort is

PKCoug

11/15/19 1:33pm

RE: As a 14 year old, I had a huge crush on the prettiest girl in the ward. She

HONOMO

11/15/19 4:42pm

RE: As a 14 year old, I had a huge crush on the prettiest girl in the ward. She

Resurgens

11/15/19 5:21pm

Uncle Rico, is that you?

calbearcoug

11/15/19 6:58pm

I watched “Young Sheldon” last night. That’s exactly what happened to Georgie. It’s a story as old as time, but a good’n

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