Me Pre-Kids: I'm never gonna lie to my kids ever.

Me with Kids: I just got off the phone with Santa, the firefighter dog from Paw Patrol, and the Green Power Ranger, and they all agree, if you don't put your shoes on, they're gonna have to put down another unicorn.

— Adam Gaylord 🦃🌽🍁 (@AuthorGaylord) November 16, 2019