Just got an email from the cougar club with a survey about my cc membership. Along the way I’m asked to identify in which cc activities I participated . The list includes “none,” which I checked. The next several pages of questions probe my feelings and thoughts about “none.”

“What could make None better?”

“How likely are you to attend None again?”

“Would you recommend None to others?”

The survey allowed for written responses, so I pontificated about the many pros and cons of None.