RE: I am now a Utes fan. Here is why

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Dec 2, 2019
1:59:58pm

Sock Gnome All-American

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Sock Gnome

Previous username: Culligan Man
New username: Team Chaos
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Joined: Sep 6, 2002
Last login: Jul 7, 2022
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I am now a Utes fan. Here is why

jamalccc

12/2/19 1:43pm

see you around then

Avery

12/2/19 1:45pm

Being a Ute fan means you live on Cougarboard

vegas guey

12/2/19 2:19pm

RE: Being a Ute fan means you live on Cougarboard

CrimsonCardinal

12/2/19 3:21pm

true, already donated so may as well turn the user name red.

demon_llama

12/2/19 6:16pm

Are you the one on my left shoulder or right?

The Llama

12/2/19 8:01pm

dad?

demon_llama

12/2/19 9:12pm

I'm now a Lakers fan. Why? Because the Warriors stink. I used to be a Bulls fan.

Benfica1

12/3/19 7:57am

OK, I was never a Bull's fan. I did like MJ.

Benfica1

12/3/19 12:07pm

I'm sure John Dehlin has an upcoming seminar on how to THRIVE as a Ute fan

reagan21

12/2/19 1:46pm

Great joke! Fist bump!

shammy

12/2/19 2:32pm

Nah.

reagan21

12/2/19 2:34pm

Yup!

shammy

12/2/19 7:12pm

If I must.

reagan21

12/3/19 10:54am

RE: I'm sure John Dehlin has an upcoming seminar on how to THRIVE as a Ute fan

LumberCoug

12/2/19 5:48pm

Get out of here.

JmThms

12/2/19 1:47pm

It’s get outta

franklyvulgar

12/2/19 1:47pm

Yea I tried that but auto-fill changed it to "outtakes" and I was too lazy to

JmThms

12/2/19 1:51pm

RE: Yea I tried that but auto-fill changed it to "outtakes" and I was too lazy

franklyvulgar

12/2/19 4:08pm

Done

jamalccc

12/2/19 2:05pm

Thank you. Good luck and no hard feelings.

JmThms

12/2/19 2:22pm

I love college football and like NFL football and almost always root for the

StarMan

12/2/19 1:48pm

before you leave, can you explain the "burying the jar of urine next to someones

kolob32

12/2/19 1:51pm

He's a witch, or used to be one.

Zilog

12/2/19 2:06pm

Can confirm. He turned me into a newt.

ReyOso

12/2/19 4:07pm

Long story short

jamalccc

12/2/19 2:35pm

"respectfully desecrate their grave" LOL, hopefully you continue posting here

kolob32

12/2/19 2:49pm

It means Urine the ground and I'm not.

Shihan

12/2/19 4:58pm

RE: I love college football and like NFL football and almost always root for the

Sea Chicken

12/2/19 1:53pm

I guess nobody is getting or understanding your point number 2

Idahofallsblue

12/2/19 1:54pm

Nope. No one understand true self-sacrifice. Just ask the Lord.

jamalccc

12/2/19 2:05pm

I've thought of doing the same. Since I'm a \BYU fan and a Raiders fan.

Zilog

12/2/19 2:06pm

RE: I am now a Utes fan. Here is why

PessimisticCB

12/2/19 1:59pm

RE: I am now a Utes fan. Here is why

Sock Gnome

12/2/19 1:59pm

Utah Fan...

Parley

12/2/19 4:40pm

RE: Utah Fan...

Idahofallsblue

12/2/19 5:19pm

YESSSS Welcome Aboard! You have to change your mind set on this.

BYUTE59

12/2/19 6:13pm

Lots of BYU fans that I know root for Utah when they are not playing BYU.

Blue for Life

12/2/19 9:04pm

I remember in the 1990's while I was a student at BYU

Parley

12/3/19 11:25am

Not saying you have too, just saying there are people that do.

Blue for Life

12/3/19 5:03pm

In fact, it is the norm, not the exception.

BYUDM93

12/3/19 12:05pm

Lol peace out.

Hoax

12/2/19 2:04pm

RE: I am now a Utes fan. Here is why

Regal Ute

12/2/19 2:05pm

Shall I post the link to the Internet troll psychological study again?

JmThms

12/2/19 2:23pm

Is this how y'all party? This is hot. I'm in!

jamalccc

12/2/19 2:25pm

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YSeattle

12/3/19 9:57am

Too bad. If I recall, your ties to the program were tenuous to begin with. So, in bad times, no big surprise

Bob Vance

12/2/19 2:14pm

Sorry to be frank, but you need to reassess your life if BYU football makes you

Alister Mackenzie

12/2/19 2:18pm

RE: I am now a Utes fan. Here is why

Tokolosh

12/2/19 2:19pm

RE: I am now a Utes fan. Here is why

jamalccc

12/2/19 2:24pm

C’mon, Tokolosh. You know it’s more like:

NorthernLight

12/2/19 4:04pm

This comes after the season tickets purchase.

Tokolosh

12/2/19 5:33pm

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dYrtbYkerYder

12/2/19 9:49pm

RE: I am now a Utes fan. Here is why

dYrtbYkerYder

12/2/19 9:51pm

Please change your board name so you don't desecrate jswaggdaddys name.

dadofkhec

12/2/19 2:39pm

We will pray for you.

rockhound

12/2/19 2:44pm

Get out. All sissies welcome to leave. Bandwagon pansy

Big Daddy D

12/2/19 3:13pm

Awesome statement: Going to the Holy War without you is like going hunting

kC Cougar

12/2/19 6:33pm

Welcome, brother. Don’t listen to these jerks, they’ll all follow soon enough.

CrimsonCardinal

12/2/19 3:18pm

especially if BYU goes the way of Ricks and BYU-H with regards to sports.

kolob32

12/2/19 3:19pm

Nope. Any school but that.

Big Daddy D

12/2/19 3:30pm

Agreed

Coug98

12/3/19 3:53am

sacrament Jello shots for everyone!

Go Pumas

12/2/19 4:17pm

Naw, we’ll keep our dignity

DraperCoug22

12/2/19 8:40pm

You proudly advertise that you’re from Draper.

CrimsonCardinal

12/2/19 9:54pm

I’m not from Draper. I live here now. Plenty of Ute neighbors so shut your yap.

DraperCoug22

12/2/19 10:11pm

If you are a Utah fan now, I expect we'll see a lot more of you on this site.

Great38

12/2/19 3:21pm

Lol.

JmThms

12/2/19 3:37pm

Good Luck and God's Speed

m0resn0w

12/2/19 3:59pm

I suspect that a lot of Ute fans share your sentiments. They hold their noses

BYUlv

12/2/19 4:01pm

You listed off a bunch of Ute behavior, then said you are "becoming" a ute?

ochobeeguy

12/2/19 4:08pm

I thought the same thing—sounds like he’ll fit in well

LosAlcoug

12/2/19 5:12pm

*yewt

kolob32

12/2/19 5:26pm

RE: I am now a Utes fan. Here is why

trigg3r

12/2/19 4:10pm

Yaaay... thanks for the testimonial...

byu_coug

12/2/19 4:24pm

This is some high quality trolling

ReyOso

12/2/19 4:31pm

Trolling to a fine art

cougarscotsman

12/2/19 5:03pm

RE: Trolling to a fine art

AltTabbins

12/2/19 5:33pm

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AZbronco

12/2/19 5:05pm

So why are you posting here? Why not go to the years board and announce your proclamation? We don’t care...

Cougarpride

12/2/19 5:32pm

Sounds like a modern day “birthright for mess of pottage” tale... good luck

LumberCoug

12/2/19 5:52pm

Good riddance brother.

67Regent

12/2/19 6:28pm

RE: I am now a Utes fan. Here is why

cougXor

12/2/19 6:42pm

Tastes like chicken.

Dr MoBYU

12/2/19 6:44pm

can you grow a goatee?

icecougar

12/2/19 6:52pm

RE: I am now a Utes fan. Here is why

CaughtForaTouchdown

12/2/19 6:56pm

See you in like 5 minutes

Heath Squashwell

12/2/19 7:06pm

Go poop on the concourse at RES, not here on Cougarboard.

cowbellcoug

12/2/19 7:58pm

I truly hope that your imitation of Benedict Arnold does curse the Utes.

Ungoy

12/2/19 10:00pm

don't let the door hit your rear on the way out. Make it permanant

pappabear246

12/2/19 10:02pm

RE: I am now a Utes fan. Here is why

eddog

12/2/19 10:09pm

One shouldn't be a fan because the team wins. A person should be a fan because

rockyrd

12/2/19 10:13pm

Goodbye, Good riddance....

BYU4eVeR

12/2/19 10:40pm

RE: I am now a Utes fan. Here is why

Santos L. Halper

12/3/19 6:55am

RE: I am now a Utes fan. Here is why

jamalccc

12/3/19 11:28am

Byyyeeeeeee! 2 things...

YSeattle

12/3/19 9:58am

Enjoy your fandom tomorrow night when you play BYU!

cougarnw

12/3/19 10:21am

So if you flip to Utah football, you have to flip for all sports?

reagan21

12/3/19 10:56am

No, you can choose a different school for every sport, I suggest

cougarnw

12/3/19 12:10pm

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