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Dec 2, 2019
2:06:02pm

Zilog That Guy / mutual friends

He's a witch, or used to be one.

Witch bottle

Witch bottles began as countermagical devices used as protection against other witchcraft and conjure. They are described in historical sources in England and the United States. Modern magic practitioners now use witches bottles for casting spells of various natures. The first mention of a witch bottle appears in the 17th century.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Witch_bottle

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Zilog

Bio page: Zilog
Joined: Oct 23, 2005
Last login: Apr 24, 2024
Total posts: 5,960 (2,427 FO)

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Messages

Author

Time

I am now a Utes fan. Here is why

jamalccc

12/2/19 1:43pm

see you around then

Avery

12/2/19 1:45pm

Being a Ute fan means you live on Cougarboard

vegas guey

12/2/19 2:19pm

RE: Being a Ute fan means you live on Cougarboard

CrimsonCardinal

12/2/19 3:21pm

true, already donated so may as well turn the user name red.

demon_llama

12/2/19 6:16pm

Are you the one on my left shoulder or right?

The Llama

12/2/19 8:01pm

dad?

demon_llama

12/2/19 9:12pm

I'm now a Lakers fan. Why? Because the Warriors stink. I used to be a Bulls fan.

Benfica1

12/3/19 7:57am

OK, I was never a Bull's fan. I did like MJ.

Benfica1

12/3/19 12:07pm

I'm sure John Dehlin has an upcoming seminar on how to THRIVE as a Ute fan

reagan21

12/2/19 1:46pm

Great joke! Fist bump!

shammy

12/2/19 2:32pm

Nah.

reagan21

12/2/19 2:34pm

Yup!

shammy

12/2/19 7:12pm

If I must.

reagan21

12/3/19 10:54am

RE: I'm sure John Dehlin has an upcoming seminar on how to THRIVE as a Ute fan

LumberCoug

12/2/19 5:48pm

Get out of here.

JmThms

12/2/19 1:47pm

It’s get outta

franklyvulgar

12/2/19 1:47pm

Yea I tried that but auto-fill changed it to "outtakes" and I was too lazy to

JmThms

12/2/19 1:51pm

RE: Yea I tried that but auto-fill changed it to "outtakes" and I was too lazy

franklyvulgar

12/2/19 4:08pm

Done

jamalccc

12/2/19 2:05pm

Thank you. Good luck and no hard feelings.

JmThms

12/2/19 2:22pm

I love college football and like NFL football and almost always root for the

StarMan

12/2/19 1:48pm

before you leave, can you explain the "burying the jar of urine next to someones

kolob32

12/2/19 1:51pm

He's a witch, or used to be one.

Zilog

12/2/19 2:06pm

Can confirm. He turned me into a newt.

ReyOso

12/2/19 4:07pm

Long story short

jamalccc

12/2/19 2:35pm

"respectfully desecrate their grave" LOL, hopefully you continue posting here

kolob32

12/2/19 2:49pm

It means Urine the ground and I'm not.

Shihan

12/2/19 4:58pm

RE: I love college football and like NFL football and almost always root for the

Sea Chicken

12/2/19 1:53pm

I guess nobody is getting or understanding your point number 2

12/2/19 1:54pm

Nope. No one understand true self-sacrifice. Just ask the Lord.

jamalccc

12/2/19 2:05pm

I've thought of doing the same. Since I'm a \BYU fan and a Raiders fan.

Zilog

12/2/19 2:06pm

RE: I am now a Utes fan. Here is why

12/2/19 1:59pm

RE: I am now a Utes fan. Here is why

Sock Gnome

12/2/19 1:59pm

Utah Fan...

Parley

12/2/19 4:40pm

RE: Utah Fan...

12/2/19 5:19pm

YESSSS Welcome Aboard! You have to change your mind set on this.

BYUTE59

12/2/19 6:13pm

Lots of BYU fans that I know root for Utah when they are not playing BYU.

12/2/19 9:04pm

I remember in the 1990's while I was a student at BYU

Parley

12/3/19 11:25am

Not saying you have too, just saying there are people that do.

12/3/19 5:03pm

In fact, it is the norm, not the exception.

BYUDM93

12/3/19 12:05pm

Lol peace out.

Hoax

12/2/19 2:04pm

RE: I am now a Utes fan. Here is why

Regal Ute

12/2/19 2:05pm

Shall I post the link to the Internet troll psychological study again?

JmThms

12/2/19 2:23pm

Is this how y'all party? This is hot. I'm in!

jamalccc

12/2/19 2:25pm

<< Deleted >>

YSeattle

12/3/19 9:57am

Too bad. If I recall, your ties to the program were tenuous to begin with. So, in bad times, no big surprise

Bob Vance

12/2/19 2:14pm

Sorry to be frank, but you need to reassess your life if BYU football makes you

Alister Mackenzie

12/2/19 2:18pm

RE: I am now a Utes fan. Here is why

Tokolosh

12/2/19 2:19pm

RE: I am now a Utes fan. Here is why

jamalccc

12/2/19 2:24pm

C’mon, Tokolosh. You know it’s more like:

12/2/19 4:04pm

This comes after the season tickets purchase.

Tokolosh

12/2/19 5:33pm

<< Deleted >>

12/2/19 9:49pm

RE: I am now a Utes fan. Here is why

12/2/19 9:51pm

Please change your board name so you don't desecrate jswaggdaddys name.

dadofkhec

12/2/19 2:39pm

We will pray for you.

rockhound

12/2/19 2:44pm

Get out. All sissies welcome to leave. Bandwagon pansy

Big Daddy D

12/2/19 3:13pm

Awesome statement: Going to the Holy War without you is like going hunting

kC Cougar

12/2/19 6:33pm

Welcome, brother. Don’t listen to these jerks, they’ll all follow soon enough.

CrimsonCardinal

12/2/19 3:18pm

especially if BYU goes the way of Ricks and BYU-H with regards to sports.

kolob32

12/2/19 3:19pm

Nope. Any school but that.

Big Daddy D

12/2/19 3:30pm

Agreed

Coug98

12/3/19 3:53am

sacrament Jello shots for everyone!

Go Pumas

12/2/19 4:17pm

Naw, we’ll keep our dignity

DraperCoug22

12/2/19 8:40pm

You proudly advertise that you’re from Draper.

CrimsonCardinal

12/2/19 9:54pm

I’m not from Draper. I live here now. Plenty of Ute neighbors so shut your yap.

DraperCoug22

12/2/19 10:11pm

If you are a Utah fan now, I expect we'll see a lot more of you on this site.

Great38

12/2/19 3:21pm

Lol.

JmThms

12/2/19 3:37pm

Good Luck and God's Speed

m0resn0w

12/2/19 3:59pm

I suspect that a lot of Ute fans share your sentiments. They hold their noses

BYUlv

12/2/19 4:01pm

You listed off a bunch of Ute behavior, then said you are "becoming" a ute?

ochobeeguy

12/2/19 4:08pm

I thought the same thing—sounds like he’ll fit in well

LosAlcoug

12/2/19 5:12pm

*yewt

kolob32

12/2/19 5:26pm

RE: I am now a Utes fan. Here is why

trigg3r

12/2/19 4:10pm

Yaaay... thanks for the testimonial...

byu_coug

12/2/19 4:24pm

This is some high quality trolling

ReyOso

12/2/19 4:31pm

Trolling to a fine art

12/2/19 5:03pm

RE: Trolling to a fine art

AltTabbins

12/2/19 5:33pm

<< Deleted >>

AZbronco

12/2/19 5:05pm

So why are you posting here? Why not go to the years board and announce your proclamation? We don’t care...

Cougarpride

12/2/19 5:32pm

Sounds like a modern day “birthright for mess of pottage” tale... good luck

LumberCoug

12/2/19 5:52pm

Good riddance brother.

67Regent

12/2/19 6:28pm

RE: I am now a Utes fan. Here is why

cougXor

12/2/19 6:42pm

Tastes like chicken.

Dr MoBYU

12/2/19 6:44pm

can you grow a goatee?

icecougar

12/2/19 6:52pm

RE: I am now a Utes fan. Here is why

CaughtForaTouchdown

12/2/19 6:56pm

See you in like 5 minutes

Heath Squashwell

12/2/19 7:06pm

Go poop on the concourse at RES, not here on Cougarboard.

cowbellcoug

12/2/19 7:58pm

I truly hope that your imitation of Benedict Arnold does curse the Utes.

Ungoy

12/2/19 10:00pm

don't let the door hit your rear on the way out. Make it permanant

pappabear246

12/2/19 10:02pm

RE: I am now a Utes fan. Here is why

eddog

12/2/19 10:09pm

One shouldn't be a fan because the team wins. A person should be a fan because

rockyrd

12/2/19 10:13pm

Goodbye, Good riddance....

BYU4eVeR

12/2/19 10:40pm

RE: I am now a Utes fan. Here is why

Santos L. Halper

12/3/19 6:55am

RE: I am now a Utes fan. Here is why

jamalccc

12/3/19 11:28am

Byyyeeeeeee! 2 things...

YSeattle

12/3/19 9:58am

Enjoy your fandom tomorrow night when you play BYU!

cougarnw

12/3/19 10:21am

So if you flip to Utah football, you have to flip for all sports?

reagan21

12/3/19 10:56am

No, you can choose a different school for every sport, I suggest

cougarnw

12/3/19 12:10pm

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