1. Price. You can get a Totinos pizza at most grocery stores between $.99 and $1.49 per pizza. Most other frozen pizzas are 3 to 4x that price and the quality of those other brands do not equal the price increase IMO. When you start to get up to that price, you might as well go and get a Papa Murphys $5 faves, or a Dominos $5.99 pizza. To me a frozen pizza is what it is, you don't get a Frozen Pizza because it is great, you get it because it is cheap, convenient and good, not great. Hence the definition of Totinos.

2. The Crust. There is just something about the crust of the Totinos pizza right out of the oven that makes it so good. I really think they secretly put some sort of seductive chemical in it that makes you crave for it nightly.

3. TNT is right. Yeah, I said it, deal with it.

Anyway, that is all. Have a great day and know that when you mock Totinos, a yewt team wins somewhere.