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Jan 15, 2020
1:23:44pm
Eddie All-American
Yes...yes it is.
It wasn't me - I swear.

But in an old ward we lived in, our EQP and his wife had a couple of experiences in quick succession that led my wife and I referring to them as "The Swingers."

First - we went to the temple for a ward temple night. We were sitting next to them while in the waiting room. One of the workers there then asked us to move to a different row as the group before us left. As we moved, we ended up switching sides as far as who was sitting where. His wife went from his left side to his right.

As we sat down, he leaned forward to talk to the person in the row in front, then reached back with his left hand and took my wife by the hand. She just kind of held her hand there awkwardly as he gave her hand a squeeze. As I said, he was leaning forward, so my wife and I looked over at his wife behind his back and she just kind of shrugged. A few seconds later he started to lean back, looked to his right and saw his wife, and then jumped as he spun to the left to see who's hand he was holding.

That weekend he and his wife and a couple of their neighbors held a joint garage sell in the cul-de-sac where they lived. She came out the front door and saw him bent over a box in the front yard rummaging through it and give him a nice smack on the rear. Just then, he came out of the garage and called her name - she spun to see him and turned bright red as she turned back to see she'd just smacked one of the other neighbor's hinny.

We laughed for days.
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