My dad loves to give restaurant greeters that name when he checks in. I guess it

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Jan 17, 2020
8:35:46am

tony All-American

My dad loves to give restaurant greeters that name when he checks in. I guess it

figures someone somewhere would actually use it for a child

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tony

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Met a woman today who is having her first kid, a boy, in a few months. She is naming him Lucifer.

SuperTank Mutual Enemies

1/16/20 11:27am

Doesn't it mean morning star? Sounds cute.

rcbyufan

1/16/20 11:29am

She's setting that kid up for life. People will line up to deals with him.

Blueto

1/16/20 11:30am

RE: She's setting that kid up for life. People will line up to deals with him.

1/16/20 11:34am

Exactly

Blueto

1/16/20 11:40am

A boy named Sue.

Archaea

1/16/20 11:36am

Or having fiddling contests for peoples’ souls.

Misteak

1/16/20 12:05pm

Good start. If she has girls next, suggest Rahab or Jezebel.

bluecheese

1/16/20 11:32am

Or Dorkus

Wingnut

1/16/20 11:34am

We thought about naming our cat Lucifer

buffgato

1/16/20 11:33am

Appropriately named cat in Disney's animated Cinderella as well.

basman

1/16/20 11:39am

When I was a kid, we had a neighbor that had a huge dog named Hitler. Later

Dread Pirate Westley

1/16/20 11:40am

What kind of neighborhood did you grow up in??

buffgato

1/16/20 11:40am

A friendly neighborhood with mostly great people. The family with Hitler were

Dread Pirate Westley

1/16/20 11:47am

In Argentina?

1/16/20 12:04pm

I served my mission there, so I did to a lot of growing up in Argentina

Dread Pirate Westley

1/16/20 12:11pm

I always wonder if people who have named their son "Damien" have seen The Omen?

1/16/20 11:44am

Gonna nickname him Kyle I assume?

1/16/20 12:03pm

Underrated comment

BleedBlue801

1/16/20 1:13pm

If she is in Utah, she will just use a weird spelling and all will be good.

firstclass

1/16/20 12:13pm

“Please allow me to introduce myself.” Also, at one time, I had a client named

BlackRhino

1/16/20 12:13pm

I had a client named Luciferette. She seemed to be a very pleasant person.

BlackRhino

1/16/20 12:15pm

You had a client named "(no message)"?

Dread Pirate Westley

1/16/20 1:47pm

angel heart 1987 - Louis Cyphre

ds7

1/16/20 1:46pm

Venus is a lovely planet

DapperDan

1/16/20 2:02pm

My dad loves to give restaurant greeters that name when he checks in. I guess it

tony

1/17/20 8:35am

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