If you have to pay someone to come and clean your home regularly either your kids are wild boars or your house is too big.
Jerry: Is that your "chicken" making all that noise?
Kramer: Jerry loves the morning.
Kramer: Little Jerry Seinfeld. I named my chicken after you.
Jerry: Thanks, that's very sweet, but that is not a chicken.
Kramer: Of course it is. I picked it out myself.
Jerry: Well, you picked out a rooster.
Kramer: Well that would explain Little Jerry's poor egg production.