bathroom that they already cleaned so I can do a #1. They're finishing up in another part of the house.

I'm midstream in the process when one of the cleaning ladies knocks on the bathroom door. It startles me and I have to change course of action in order to go answer the knock. Of course, no hose stops immediately (especially when the internal valve tends to be swollen and painful) so, between being startled and having to try to get to the door before she walks in I end up spraying the toilet seat, tank, wall, and floor around it as well as leaving a nice 10" x 4" wet streak down my left pant leg.

I opened up the door (hiding my wet leg behind it) for her to say "We're done. Have a great day!" Seriously? You're not a friend I invited over and will feel slighted if you left without saying goodbye. You couldn't have just walked out the door? My day would have been greater had i not had to now change pants and clean the toilet and floor that i just paid you to clean. 🙂