George: What did they do for toilet paper in the Civil War?
George: I wonder what toilet paper was like in the 1860s. Did they carry it in rolls in their duffel bags?
Jerry: Everything with you comes down to toilet paper
Jerry: That's always the first question with you. Why is that always your focus?
George: Alright then what did they do?
Jerry: I don't know. Maybe they gave out big loose clumps to all of the soldiers
George: I think it would be nice if there was some sort of historical record of it
Jerry: Maybe they should have a toilet paper museum. Would you like that?