A member of the ward had recently had an operation and was recovering. In Fast & Testimony meeting at Church on Sunday, his wife suddenly gets up and goes to the podium to share her testimony. She thanks the ward for their marvelous support of her family and especially of her husband, who was recovering from surgery on his “scrotum”.
Everyone looks at her surprised at what she had said. Her husband lowers his head and slinks down lower in his pew as all the eyes of the ward seem to be on him. His wife finishes and returns to her seat beside her husband. It appears that he’s not totally appreciative of her sharing that news with the congregation. A bit later, he himself rises and heads to the podium to also share his testimony. Likewise, he thanks all for their support in helping him recover from the operation on his STERNUM!
Nothing like your wife confusing the body parts.