I do not know why Samson loved Delilah.

I do not know what happened to Amelia Earhart.

I do not know the way to Atlantis.

I am not sure whether the Captain of the Titanic cried.

I’m vague on why the sky is blue.

But one thing I do know more than anything is about flattening the curve. The people on this board enlightened me. The people on Facebook have reinforced the enlightenment. The Washington Post has reduced this enlightenment to easy to grasp bouncing balls. Strangers on LinkedIn have further shown me how great they are as hobbyist epidemiologists.

The curve shall be flat! The hospital beds will much better accommodate the victims of the curve is flat! Mr. Gorbachev, flatten this curve.