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Mar 31, 2020
12:13:58am
DomCasual Redshirt Freshman
On my mission...
There was an Elder who would hit all the thrift stores for LL Bean and Land's End stuff. Once a week, he would box up everything he had accumulated, and send it in for their unconditional money-back guarantee. This is not a mission rumor. I personally saw a check for over $3,000. (I believe their policies have changed, by now. At the time, this was leftover from them being little Maine companies that were just really committed to their products and customers.)

Eventually, the companies got wise to it, and refused to send him specifically refunds without original receipts. So, he started what he called his "Elder XXXXX reverse tithing program," where he would pay missionaries 10% of whatever the check was, just for sending it off in their name.

Fun side story. One day, a sister in my zone called me up and asked if she and her companion could come talk with me. She was a mess when I spoke with her. The first thing she told me was that this same Elder XXXXX had been going around the last P-Day, approaching missionaries giving temple tokens in lieu of handshakes. Then, he would just laugh at their shock. Oh, and what was even more upsetting to her was that she had been "making out with him" for the better part of the last month.

Top-notch guy, that one!
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