I read this as "food coloring". That would actually probably be a good prank.

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Mar 31, 2020
6:48:11pm

cougaman All-American

Make her tongue turn green, and maybe her urine tomorrow as well.

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Pranked my 11 year old today by giving her a raw egg covered in chocolate. Added

Vincent's Picks

3/31/20 5:18pm

Food poisoning in her dinner tonight will be hilarious.

Cru Jones

3/31/20 5:19pm

She's immune. Lots of cookie dough.

Vincent's Picks

3/31/20 5:21pm

I read this as "food coloring". That would actually probably be a good prank.

cougaman

3/31/20 6:48pm

I dunno man. That's pretty mean.

Mister P

3/31/20 5:20pm

I'm more interested in giving her revenge ideas. It's her turn.

Soupie

3/31/20 5:21pm

#metoo

lefty

3/31/20 5:41pm

Hahaha, that's a good one.

radford

3/31/20 5:26pm

You should chop off one of her fingers. But do it in her sleep. Hahahahaha!!!!

Zaphod

3/31/20 5:28pm

RE: You should chop off one of her fingers. But do it in her sleep.

TerribleOpinionsGuy

3/31/20 5:29pm

Nothing mean...and the guy just fed his daughter E. Coli

cougarblue

3/31/20 5:33pm

That would be hilarious to try if i didnt love my kids

Backcountry

3/31/20 5:37pm

To all the debbie downers here. 1:20,000 are the odds.

ditch

3/31/20 5:45pm

I dont care about salmonella. I just love my kids and thats mean.

Backcountry

3/31/20 5:50pm

I obviously don't love my kids. Staying lighthearted and having fun with them

Vincent's Picks

3/31/20 6:39pm

Some kids really enjoy having an extra fun dad. Others not so much.

ditch

3/31/20 7:02pm

I usually show my kids my love by loving them, not feeding them raw eggs

Backcountry

3/31/20 8:15pm

Just checked... Daughter says she loves me. What a total sucker.

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