The other day my 4 year old had a poop accident, but was arguing with me that it was “mud and dirt” and I found myself explaining that since it’s morning time and he hadn’t even been outside that day And it’s stinks like poop so it has to be poop. . . and that’s when I realized I was in the most ridiculous argument in the history of the world.

Oh and when my logic got through about the mud and dirt he said that it was actually chocolate that he had spilled into his underwear.