Some of my favorite Ron Swanson Quotes:

First from the Swanson pyramid of greatness
"Crying: acceptable only at funerals and the Grand Canyon"
"Fish: for sport only, fish meat is practically a vegetable"

“There's only one thing I hate more than lying: skim milk. Which is water that is lying about being milk.”

“I'd wish you the best of luck but I believe luck is a concept created by the weak to explain their failures.”

“If any of you need anything at all, too bad. Deal with your problems yourselves, like adults.”

“Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Don’t teach a man to fish…and feed yourself. He’s a grown man. And fishing’s not that hard.”

“Any dog under fifty pounds is a cat and cats are useless.”