Yep...got a package today, addressed to me. The return address showed 'Amazon Fulfilment Center' in Nevada. No receipt of any kind (gift or otherwise) in the package. Just a bottle of organic nipple cream.

Checked our past orders to see if there was something that never got delivered and they sent us this by mistake. Nope.

Asked my wife if she was feeling any 'tenderness' anywhere. Nope. And we're out of the childbearing years so this wasn't her idea of a 'fun way' to make an announcement.

The only thing I thought was maybe it was a gag gift from my brother - but like I said, no gift receipt and he denies it.

So there's probably some new mom out there suffering from the breastfeeding sensitivity and here I am - some 50+ yr-old guy who has her bottle of nipple cream.

Maybe I'll start training for a marathon.