tapping on his phone with his other hand trying to catch a pokémon. Apparently there are many valuable pokémon in Lowes. He also has a red neckbeard and manbun and is bursting out of his tight white t-shirt and tight shorts that are clinging on for dear life as his whole body vigorously shakes as he taps on this pokémon in the checkout line. All while his phone jingle jangles out all kinds of whirrs, bings, boops and kachings at full volume sounding very much like a Vegas slot machine.

Gotta catch 'em all I guess...