My mom down the street knew her family was Italian. Her bro decided to do one of these. Turns out, zero Italian. So he asks his dad what’s up with these crazy tests. Dad tells the kids he’s not there dad and they had to use a sperm donor. His sperm was no good. The family was cool in the end. They still love their dad and so happy that things are good but blew them away and dad never thought he’d ever have to have that conversation.