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Oct 21, 2020
7:15:22am

DeekLyfter Intervention Needed

I just killed a fly with a nerf gun. In front of my wife. I'm a man.

I'm so dang proud of such a stupid little thing.

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DeekLyfter

Previous username: UberDeek
New username: PrimeQuantumDeek
Bio page: DeekLyfter
Joined: Feb 27, 2011
Last login: Nov 9, 2021
Total posts: 0 (0 FO)

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I just killed a fly with a nerf gun. In front of my wife. I'm a man.

DeekLyfter

10/21/20 7:15am

Live look at Deek:

ldssdl

10/21/20 7:18am

RE: Live look at Deek:

10/21/20 7:20am

RE: I just killed a fly with a nerf gun. In front of my wife. I'm a man.

John Doe

10/21/20 7:21am

This is the winner. But I can't make fun of that dude. But, winner winner!!

TheWoodman

10/21/20 8:55am

I think it's the Scarface impression that got me...

John Doe

10/21/20 9:08am

I bet your wife has no idea how random a nerf shoots. I bet she gives you credit

DirtyWater

10/21/20 7:23am

The sad part is, we're waking our kids up now, and I'm working tonight, so

DeekLyfter

10/21/20 7:25am

I wish women were impressed by such things. The other day I threw an apple

BigEasyCougar

10/21/20 8:09am

I know exactly what you’re talking about. The problem is you totally missed the can the other fifty attempts.

Crowgar

10/22/20 1:19am

RE: I know exactly what you’re talking about. The problem is you totally

WhyaskY?

10/22/20 9:25am

She was going to bake you a cake? Nice!

John Doe

10/21/20 8:52am

It’s early but POTD. I have never done something so manly in my life.

cougsareforreal

10/21/20 7:32am

Deek killed a fly and he liked it, turns out his wife don’t mind it

Cougarclaw

10/21/20 7:53am

Have your wife get you one of these for Christmas.

stenso

10/21/20 8:00am

These work SOOO well

Spine

10/21/20 1:09pm

RE: I just killed a fly with a nerf gun. In front of my wife. I'm a man.

panguitch

10/21/20 8:12am

Funny you say this...

10/21/20 8:46am

I can’t decide is that’s an awful or great way to go out.

stenso

10/21/20 8:50am

I'd love to go out that way. Think of it. In bed, with the Mrs... Meteor hits...

DeekLyfter

10/21/20 8:52am

Would be kind of awkward if our spirit was dressed how we were when we died

10/21/20 9:19am

I did that too. Though I caught both flies then carried them outside and threw

Zilog

10/21/20 10:28am

Time to graduate to a Bug-A-Salt bad boy! I did and have no regrets!

RUNBYU1

10/21/20 10:24am

V3!!! I have the V2, no idea a newer model came out 😃

Spine

10/21/20 1:11pm

How far away do you typically take fly's down from in one shot?

RUNBYU1

10/21/20 1:15pm

1-2 feet and they are usually dead. I can hit them 2-3 feet, but they are

Spine

10/21/20 1:24pm

I killed a big scorpion in the bathroom last night as my wife hovered over me

LV Mike

10/21/20 1:41pm

That's way worse than a spider

10/21/20 1:49pm

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