- Our football team is 8-0 for the first time in 20 years
- Taysom Hill is the starting Quarterback for a team tied for best record in the NFC, and the best record in a division that includes Tom Brady.
- Our current quarterback is a Heisman candidate and projected first round draft pick— and could be the highest drafted player in BYU football history (#4 or above)
- Our football team is ranked top 10 and projected for a NY6 game
- Our basketball team, who’s last home game upset the #2 team in the nation and was projected to be a #6 seed in the dance, has a game in 5 days
- Our basketball team is pre-season projected to be a March Madness team, with a reloaded roster that includes a Top 50 draft prospect that our baller of a coach stole from Kentucky and Texas Tech
- The mascot of our school, a religious institution and the nation’s largest private university, shares a nickname with slightly older women seeking a little excitement through forbidden relationships with younger men. Hilarious!
- All the while, our rival has had a bye this... season?
God is good.