to Gary Barta, the Playoff Committee Chair, I would look him straight in the eye and tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, yewtless, hopeless, heartless, fat-yewt, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey crap he is. Hallelujah. Holy yewt. Where's the Cougartails?