I've dated four BYU fans and none worked out

Nov 30, 2020
4:40:39pm

Springirl Redshirt Freshman

Then this Yewt fan comes along and he's mr. perfect in every way except who he cheers for. At least he cheers for BYU too as long as they're not playing Yewtah 🙂

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Springirl

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I feel dirty

Springirl

11/30/20 4:27pm

Why did you get him a yewt hoodie?

I'mYourHuckleberry

11/30/20 4:29pm

Break it off....NOW!

RH84025

11/30/20 4:29pm

RE: I feel dirty

braddahmike

11/30/20 4:29pm

Surely there is a worthy BYU fan for you

DodgerMike

11/30/20 4:30pm

TNT is still available

cougarfann888

11/30/20 4:34pm

But finding one who isn't also a major doofus is a bit tougher.

Tokolosh

11/30/20 4:37pm

All the cool kids say things like "major doofus" too, so clearly Utah fans have

Lieutenant America

11/30/20 5:41pm

RE: But finding one who isn't also a major doofus is a bit tougher.

TailgateU

11/30/20 5:57pm

I've dated four BYU fans and none worked out

Springirl

11/30/20 4:40pm

He sounds like a Ute fan who cheers for Utah. I don't want you to get too confused about that. 😉

Tokolosh

11/30/20 4:42pm

RE: He sounds like a Ute fan who cheers for Utah. I don't want you to get too

Frank Castiglione

11/30/20 4:47pm

This is how it starts - lowering your standards. Eventually you'll find yourself

tcherrin

11/30/20 6:41pm

And probably married to the town 🥴

Nat Gas Man

11/30/20 6:46pm

Married to a Ute for 15 years. Here is what you can expect:

anonymous37

11/30/20 7:08pm

We are here for you.

DodgerMike

11/30/20 7:36pm

RE: I feel dirty

Geldir

11/30/20 4:31pm

get him a Utah State hoodie and tell him you thought they were the same thing

A Drew Aitch

11/30/20 4:31pm

Or maybe Miami and tell him you thought he said he want a U hoodie

A Drew Aitch

11/30/20 4:36pm

I’m a hack

A Drew Aitch

11/30/20 4:37pm

This would actually be an awesome prank

Alpi Gusto

12/1/20 10:43am

My sister (Cougar) married a Ute. She was in charge of dressing the kids for a U

TailgateU

12/1/20 11:40am

Digging that hole even deeper won't get you out.

BlueVU

11/30/20 4:32pm

If he was an alcoholic would you have bought him some Jack Daniels? You’re enabling his bad habit.

DieHarder

11/30/20 4:32pm

Some website visits need to be discussed with a bishop. This is one of them.

4th and Niner

11/30/20 4:32pm

I hope it was the quest for perfection version

11/30/20 4:33pm

Or get him a hoodie from the REAL 'U'

Frank Castiglione

11/30/20 4:33pm

Gross bruh

IndepYndent

11/30/20 4:36pm

I didn't say I liked em...but it's better than a Yewt hoodie

Frank Castiglione

11/30/20 4:37pm

Debatable - Miami fans are pure he!!

IndepYndent

11/30/20 4:44pm

This is like a flaxen cord... we slowly drape them around your shoulders.

Tokolosh

11/30/20 4:36pm

RE: This is like a fallen cord... we slowly drape them around your shoulders.

Frank Castiglione

11/30/20 4:38pm

I had to borrow a tshirt from him the other day

Springirl

11/30/20 4:43pm

RE: This is like a flaxen cord... we slowly drape them around your shoulders.

squidmark

11/30/20 5:33pm

My uncle and aunt are in their 70's and one still cheers for BYU and the other

CougarTailDevourer

11/30/20 5:33pm

Biggest flaw? Are you sure? Have you had the toilet talk yet and made sure he

CouchPotato

11/30/20 4:37pm

you should pay attention to how he makes you feel.

Cougarclaw

11/30/20 4:39pm

I don't know how you do it

LPcoug

11/30/20 4:45pm

My dad said the other day “you must really like him if you’re still dating him

Springirl

11/30/20 4:50pm

He does that now...

TheAirForceCoug

12/1/20 11:06pm

There has to be one BYU fan out there you could date.....right?

WJCougar

11/30/20 4:46pm

I’ve tried multiple times, but no luck 🤷‍♀️

Springirl

11/30/20 4:53pm

Keep trying! There are some things you shouldn't compromise on.

dryflycoug

11/30/20 5:58pm

Doesn't even have to be BYU. There's a lot of other teams that would be neutral

Wyomingite

11/30/20 5:20pm

I feel dirty just reading that. My thoughts and prayers are with you.

Zaphod

11/30/20 4:48pm

My FIL/MIL bought all the kids and grandkids a BYU hoodie one year for Christmas

Division Bell

11/30/20 4:50pm

Did you at least get him a size too small...

Housemartin

11/30/20 5:03pm

Guys - ease up! She can talk to her bishop and hopefully repent... somehow.

Choke

11/30/20 5:13pm

As the prophet Isaiah said,

IdahoCoug

11/30/20 5:24pm

It's not to late to get out.

slowhiteguy

11/30/20 5:20pm

My wife is a Ute. I've visited said website, felt the same grossness.

OldFogey

11/30/20 6:06pm

Dump him! DKN FTW!!!

deliciousmocha

11/30/20 6:11pm

Let me introduce you to TNT. TNT...Springirl. Springirl...TNT. If it works

Thrill

11/30/20 6:31pm

Legit question, why is he a ute fan?

SoValleyCOUG

11/30/20 6:36pm

Honestly if he's a ute fan becasue he hates BYU, proceed with caution.

SoValleyCOUG

11/30/20 7:30pm

He legitimately enjoys watching them play football 🤷‍♀️

Springirl

12/1/20 9:16am

Stay true blue!

SoValleyCOUG

12/1/20 11:22pm

Well, one day per year spent on opposite ends of the country isn't all that bad.

squidmark

12/2/20 5:57am

I literally broke up with a lady once because she was a Utah fan

tcherrin

11/30/20 6:38pm

I friend of mine married a Ute fan....he looks happy...

WJCougar

11/30/20 6:43pm

We watched a BYU-Utah basketball game together

tcherrin

11/30/20 7:20pm

I married a Ute. She’s amazing.

(Private)

11/30/20 7:16pm

Everyone giving her crap for not dating a BYU fan like she doesn’t see what we’re like every single day on CB.

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