years and I assume is slightly slower mentally says: “Hey what you doing Thursday night?”

Me: “Nothing much sir, what about you?”

Him: “Well you are now. You’re coming to my house to babysit my two kitties.”

Guys, if you don’t hear from me on Friday, I’m probably tied up in some guy’s basement surround by cats and old Wendy’s fries because my impromptu babysitting gig went bad.